But I've not done this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7482551.stm
However, I have:
a. Spent half an hour trying to take a non-existent contact lens out - leaving my eye looking like a strawberry;
b. After a lunch-time binge, kept on falling asleep on the Central Line, and did the entire length three times, ending up variously at Ealing Broadway and West Ruislip at one end, and Hainault and Woodford at the other;
c. Walked into a lamppost, and apologised profusely to it, and - finally -
d. Woke up still pissed at 04:00 at a friend's house, and urinated in his sock drawer, under the mistaken impression I was in my own house, and had walked into my own bathroom.
(He and I are still friends - although he insisted at the time that I had to buy him a lot of pairs of new socks.)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7482551.stm
However, I have:
a. Spent half an hour trying to take a non-existent contact lens out - leaving my eye looking like a strawberry;
b. After a lunch-time binge, kept on falling asleep on the Central Line, and did the entire length three times, ending up variously at Ealing Broadway and West Ruislip at one end, and Hainault and Woodford at the other;
c. Walked into a lamppost, and apologised profusely to it, and - finally -
d. Woke up still pissed at 04:00 at a friend's house, and urinated in his sock drawer, under the mistaken impression I was in my own house, and had walked into my own bathroom.
(He and I are still friends - although he insisted at the time that I had to buy him a lot of pairs of new socks.)
"Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." D I Jack Regan
