The other half was looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp when I got home the other night.
"Whats wrong love?" I said.
She said "You never take me anywhere these days."
"OK" I said, "Where do you want me to take you - where do you really want to go?"
She says "I want you to take me somewhere REALLY, REALLY expensive!!"
"OK" I said.
So last night I took her to a petrol station.
"Whats wrong love?" I said.
She said "You never take me anywhere these days."
"OK" I said, "Where do you want me to take you - where do you really want to go?"
She says "I want you to take me somewhere REALLY, REALLY expensive!!"
"OK" I said.
So last night I took her to a petrol station.
"Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." D I Jack Regan
