Have not had one of these in a while.
Closes payday:
Prize is to the the official BWTS God Of The Week !
Closes payday:
Prize is to the the official BWTS God Of The Week !
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 2245 (30/06/08 10:56:00) |
"Do not send me any more Officers I got a full compliment of Officers........send me bloody ambulances" Anon, Channel 9 7/7/2005.
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 579 (30/06/08 11:32:55) Granny Fiddler |
i look like a clown, i am a clown. i am a cunt from kent !
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 4859 (30/06/08 12:07:31) Granny Fiddler |
not only can i pull a rabbit out of me arse i can make mysteriously make orcon and put paramedics into band 5... now that's magic!
The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain.
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 6204 (30/06/08 12:40:29) station bog brush |
Of course I have to come out with the almost essential BWTS phrase......
"cock or no cock" !
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 542 (30/06/08 12:46:10) Granny Fiddler |
London Ambulance staff show their support at the recent mental health awareness day. PB: "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here's my handle, here's my spout..."
"Why don't you go slip into something more comfortable.... like a coma!!"
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 2020 (30/06/08 13:06:29) Granny Fiddler |
The bloke says to the bird:
"The ASW said the patient's out here somewhere...." or: The bird on the right says: "When they said they were sending a clown over to entertain the troops, I though they meant a professional one!! or: The bloke in the middle says to the bird: "See that bloke there? I bet he ends up as the subject of a caption competition on some bollocks forum for saddos!!"  "Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." D I Jack Regan
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Uni Bod Pleb
Posts: 7 (30/06/08 13:50:09) |
So then, right, I've put the hat on like he said and I'm wanking him off into me gob like this.................
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miles high |
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 1437 (30/06/08 16:36:45) Granny Fiddler |
Every village needs an idiot.
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 2020 (30/06/08 17:17:24) Granny Fiddler |
"Oi Bradders - your village is on the blower - they want their idiot back!!!
"Nah, course I wasn't scared. Mind you, some bugger peed in my pants." D I Jack Regan
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No Fault RTA And 4 Weeks Off
Posts: 109 (30/06/08 22:29:48) No Fault RTA And 4 Weeks Off |
"of course i care about the road crews...but its much more fun fucking them over...look how happy i am thinking of my next ky inducing scam!!!...whoo
hoo..here it comes!!"
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 547 (30/06/08 22:50:12) Granny Fiddler |
leprocaun offers pot of gold in return for overtime
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 2975 (30/06/08 22:54:30) Granny Fiddler |
.....look at the hat,not around the hat....now....DONT ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT A4C OR NEW WAYS OF WORKING.........
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:10:22) |
Bradley was a star at the new EOC entrants day out and showed them how to act like grown up's.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:12:00) |
Little did Bradley know but his own staff had coaxed him outside for a 136.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:13:05) |
The public spirited boss wanted to appease the Irish community on his recent public outing.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:15:20) |
Bradley suddenly realised how crews could spend more than 20 mins at hospital once he had done his little jig. The PIM would have something to say.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:16:23) |
Da Boss was preparing his speech for the DOH management meeting and wanted some feedback from his staff.......................................... it's not
looking good.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:17:35) |
The Govnor was the first to give his troops a rousing speech before their shift started.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 8413 (01/07/08 15:18:52) |
Bradley had lost his marbles when he realised what an ugly bunch of trotters he had employed on the latest EMT course.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand
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miles high |
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 1437 (01/07/08 15:42:47) Granny Fiddler |
Bloke behind says"Id give you a biscuit for nothing you dont have to make a cunt of yourself for it"
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Granny Fiddler
Posts: 2005 (01/07/08 17:15:50) Granny Fiddler |
LAS Staff cry "Fiddle!!" as Chief Ambulance Officer Peter Bradley wins the Emergency Operations Centre
Lookalike competition!!
AVDI VIDE TACE
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